fake it till ya make it

roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

“yaAAY paaaarty”

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

and i accidentally started going through your stuff

and i found your phone

it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

coachela:

I still wonder how many years more fashion week will take place without me

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.